You don't know Jack!

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Bronze

 

Discovered Gauntlet of Fire - Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Overconsumer - Listen to all commercials after one episode

Quick-Draw McDumbass - Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Turncoat - Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Social Outcast - Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Always a Bridesmaid - Come in second place 5 times in online games

Lose to a Loser - Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Slack Attack - Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

The Game's Half Empty - Play Episodes 1-37

The Game's Half Full - Play Episodes 1-36

Enscrewsiast - Screw 50 times

My First Time - Screw someone for the first time

Menage-a-Quatre - Play 4-player game online

Smelt the Roses - Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Button Banger - Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

DisOrDat Destroyer - Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

DisOrDat Participation Award - Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

100,000aire! - Earn $100,000 lifetime

Mouth-Breather - Achieve the third highest rating

Living in the Past - Get 10 history questions correct

Phatty - Get 10 food questions correct

Film In Your Brain - Get 10 movie questions correct

Beast Master - Get 10 animal questions correct

It's Just More of This - Finish an episode

Birth Certificate - Create a Contestant

Great Crowd - Laugh at an easy joke

 

 

Silber

 

Genius for a Day - Score at least $30,000 above your average

Consolation Trophy - Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy

Beat a Winner - Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game

Virtual Virgin - Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Back Taxes - Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Taking it from Behind - Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Jack Attack Dog - Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

DisOrDash - Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

500,000aire! - Earn $500,000 lifetime

One Teat Short of An Udder - Achieve the second highest rating

Vidiot Savant - Get every question right in an episode

 

 

Gold

 

Perfect Attendance - Play Episodes 1-73

1,000,000aire! - Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

Unicorn - Achieve the highest gamer rating

 

 

Platin

 

We Knew You Could Do It - Collect all trophies

 

 

Jack Pack DLC:

 

Bronze

 

Boob Tuber - Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Lit Twit - Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Map Dancer - Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

JACK Wrack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack

 

 

Silber

 

Incurable Hoarder - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

 

 

Jack Pack 2: The Best of the Webshow

 

Bronze

 

JACK Smack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2.

Super Know-va - Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2.

B Sharp - Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2.

Math Head - Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2.

 

Silber

 

Nest Egghead - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2.

 

 

Jack Pack 4 DLC

 

Bronze

 

JACK Sack - Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4.

Cock of the Wok - Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4.

Hot Butter - Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4.

Animal Husband - Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4.

 

Silber

 

Overprize Load - Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4.

Bearbeitet 5. Juli 2011 von Scheich
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