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Me:

whats your PSN ID?

God:

Are you asking about my PSN ID ?

Me:

jop

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

you told me

God:

Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

lol

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Me:

do you want to rape me?

God:

OK, I will rape you.

 

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Me:

kannst du auch deutsch?

God:

Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.

Me:

schade!

God:

Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hans wurst

God:

Hi there hans wurst.

Me:

how are you

God:

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Me:

i'm feeling like s***

God:

In what way?

Me:

you are getting on my nervs

God:

Do you think I should tone it down?

Me:

yes

God:

Why?

Me:

i dont like you

God:

That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally.

Me:

why not

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally."? Why?

Me:

mo****fu****

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

why

God:

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

why

God:

Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

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Me:

ich hab da ne frage !

God:

Darf ich das weitererzahlen?

Me:

eher nicht

God:

Was dann?

Me:

hattest du schonmal sex ?

God:

it is more fun alone.

 

 

 

 

:think:

"Aaron Brooks should go back to china !" Chris Smoove

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

hans wurst

God:

Hi there hans wurst.

Me:

how are you

God:

I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

Me:

i'm feeling like s***

God:

In what way?

Me:

you are getting on my nervs

God:

Do you think I should tone it down?

Me:

yes

God:

Why?

Me:

i dont like you

God:

That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally.

Me:

why not

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally."? Why?

Me:

mo****fu****

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

why

God:

It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me:

why

God:

Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

why

God:

Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

 

 

Lol. Das erinnert mich an "Ey Mann, wo ist mein Auto?" ......Und dann?

 

Sei froh, daß dich nicht der Blitz getroffen hat

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Me:

ich hab da ne frage !

God:

Darf ich das weitererzahlen?

Me:

eher nicht

God:

Was dann?

Me:

hattest du schonmal sex ?

God:

it is more fun alone.

 

 

 

 

:think:

 

:smileD: nice ^^

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LiVe WiTh BoDyBuIlDiNg

 

AnD WiTh PlAyStAtIoN 3

 

:ok::naughty::ok:

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Me:

Hallo Gott !

God:

Hallo! Gott ist gut.

Me:

ich habe eine frage

God:

Interessant... Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".

Me:

darum geht es nicht !

God:

Was dann?

Me:

was ist dein lieblingsfilm ?

God:

I have to process that one for a while.

Me:

hey du kannst deutsch !

God:

You've got my full attention. Danke fuer die Information.

Me:

hm okay

God:

And? OK with me too.

Me:

what is your favourite movie ?

God:

My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen it?

Me:

oh noes !

 

 

 

:good:

"Aaron Brooks should go back to china !" Chris Smoove

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