marqes 10 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat Er kann & weiss alles ! Scheut euch nicht ihn zu fragen ob er deutsch kann...Gott ! Viel spaß damit, hat mir vorhin einige lacher gegeben "Aaron Brooks should go back to china !" Chris Smoove Link to post Share on other sites
TFX 804 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: whats your PSN ID? God: Are you asking about my PSN ID ? Me: jop God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: you told me God: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. lol Link to post Share on other sites
Uncut 1878 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 der teufel wäre mir lieber ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
TFX 804 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: do you want to rape me? God: OK, I will rape you. ______________________ Me: kannst du auch deutsch? God: Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht. Me: schade! God: Ja, aber nicht zu aendern. Link to post Share on other sites
Waldi 259 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: hans wurst God: Hi there hans wurst. Me: how are you God: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: i'm feeling like s*** God: In what way? Me: you are getting on my nervs God: Do you think I should tone it down? Me: yes God: Why? Me: i dont like you God: That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally. Me: why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally."? Why? Me: mo****fu**** God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: why God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: why God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: why God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: why God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. ಠ_ಠ Link to post Share on other sites
marqes 10 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: ich hab da ne frage ! God: Darf ich das weitererzahlen? Me: eher nicht God: Was dann? Me: hattest du schonmal sex ? God: it is more fun alone. "Aaron Brooks should go back to china !" Chris Smoove Link to post Share on other sites
Br@inde@d 257 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: hans wurst God: Hi there hans wurst. Me: how are you God: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: i'm feeling like s*** God: In what way? Me: you are getting on my nervs God: Do you think I should tone it down? Me: yes God: Why? Me: i dont like you God: That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally. Me: why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That's ok hans wurst I won't take it personally."? Why? Me: mo****fu**** God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: why God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: why God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: why God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: why God: Reductionism. Me: why God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Lol. Das erinnert mich an "Ey Mann, wo ist mein Auto?" ......Und dann? Sei froh, daß dich nicht der Blitz getroffen hat Link to post Share on other sites
TroXxXie 10 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: ich hab da ne frage ! God: Darf ich das weitererzahlen? Me: eher nicht God: Was dann? Me: hattest du schonmal sex ? God: it is more fun alone. nice ^^ [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] LiVe WiTh BoDyBuIlDiNg AnD WiTh PlAyStAtIoN 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Waldi 259 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 xD Lol Da gibts auch so ne Astro-Horoskope-Frau, die du bei MSN adden kannst, die erzählt dir genau den gleichen Müll! xD ಠ_ಠ Link to post Share on other sites
marqes 10 Posted February 9, 2009 Author Share Posted February 9, 2009 Me: Hallo Gott ! God: Hallo! Gott ist gut. Me: ich habe eine frage God: Interessant... Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra". Me: darum geht es nicht ! God: Was dann? Me: was ist dein lieblingsfilm ? God: I have to process that one for a while. Me: hey du kannst deutsch ! God: You've got my full attention. Danke fuer die Information. Me: hm okay God: And? OK with me too. Me: what is your favourite movie ? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: oh noes ! "Aaron Brooks should go back to china !" Chris Smoove Link to post Share on other sites
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