How to be a Hardcore Gamer ! :D

[Superbasti]

Hier mal etwas witziges:

 

How to be a Hardcore gamer

by ~Traxxious

 

How to be a Hardcore gamer:

 

So, you want to be a Hardcore gamer?

Well, here is this handy guide on being the most obnoxious and annoying Hardcore gamer.

 

1. You can only have one or the other, you can only love Call of Duty or Battlefield,

if you love the other, you must hate the other because the FPS you love is superior to the other,

also, all other FPS games suck, remember that, you hate Goldeneye, Halo, Homefront, Mass Effect, Gears of War, Team Fortress 2, etc.

(also, if you hate both Call of Duty and Battlefield, you must hate ALL FPS shooters)

 

2. When a company or game does you wrong, boycott them because you have nothing to do other than bash the hard-working companies

and when there are NO dedicated servers for a game, BOYCOTT THE GAME TO DEATH.

 

3. Motion-controls suck, you hate the Wii, Kinect and PlayStation Move.

 

4. Hate Sonic, no, seriously, he sucks anyway.

 

5. "E" rated games suck, they are no fun and are for retarded ten-year olds.

YOU MUST ONLY HAVE "T" AND "M" RATED GAMES IN YOUR HOUSE/APARTMENT,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE UNDER 13/17 BECAUSE YOU ARE SO EDGY!

(To add more edginess, only have M rated games in your house/apartment)

 

6. DO NOT PLAY RUNESCAPE OR ANY OTHER FREE-TO-PLAY MMORPG.

IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY AN MMORPG, YOU SHOULD ONLY PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT

BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS AND YOU ARE TOO RICH TO PLAY ANYTHING ELSE.

(play F2P games if you hate shedding money)

 

7. Spend all of your money on video games, consoles, PC upgrades, Mountain Dew and Doritos

(or if your allergies prohibit you from having Doritos, eat potato chips).

Also wear only video game shirts or black clothing.

Also spend almost all of your time on video games.

 

8. Women belong in the kitchen,

you hate girl gamers and when a girl shows up online, tell her to get back in the kitchen.

(If you are a girl and you are reading this, get back in the kitchen)

 

9. Talk about games all the time, do not talk about anything else, talk only about games, AND ONLY GAMES.

 

10. Go to every LAN/online party you can.

 

11. Hate cell phone games, you also hate the iPhone and every Facebook game to exist in the world,

no matter how good they actually are, you must hate them to death

because they are the cancers killing the video game industry.

 

12. You must only have gamer friends, non-gamers can go die.

 

13. The only sites you go on must have something to do with games.

 

14. Check the daily game news every day and to look cooler, subscribe to Game Informer.

Add:

15. Demon's Souls und Dark Souls durchspielen, ohne zu sterben

16. Minecraft 2x durchspielen

Congratulations, you are now the most obnoxious, annoying hardcore gamer ever.

 

 

Quelle: devianArt

Edited October 30, 2011 by Superbasti

[Wilson]

Fehlt noch: Spiele Demons Souls und Dark Souls ohne zu Sterben durch.

[Superbasti]

Und Call of Duty WaW auf Veteran ohne zu sterben ^^

[Superbasti]

Okay, ich adde mal eure Vorschläge

[GaNtZstyla]

15+16 selbst dazugeschrieben ???

Aber nen sehr unterhaltsamer Text ^^

[InFinity]

Na sicher. Am besten noch Splatterhouse ohne nen Kill durchspielen.

[JohnRambo]

Also am forderndsten wäre es wohl, in Fifa 12 Meister mit einem 1-Stern-Team zu werden, ohne über die gesamte Saison hinweg auch nur einmal den Ball zu berühren...

[stylez]

Uncharted 2+3 Spielen ohne Chloe und Elena auf den Arsch zu schauen.

[InFinity]

Uncharted 2+3 Spielen ohne Chloe und Elena auf den Arsch zu schauen.

 

Das pack ich