Chatte mit Gott !

[Volkinho]

hahaha ich lach mir´n Brett ich kann nicht mehr... !!! xD :rofl:

Ich weiß lol!!!!

Was ist dein Lieblingfilm??

Dein Schwanz xDD

[D0N__MANU]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

 

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

my name is fi ckdei oma

God:

Welcome to my chat room, fi ckdei oma.

Me:

hast du auch genitalherpes?

God:

Ich glaube ich habe auch genitalherpes, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.

Me:

aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

was kuckst du so ne kackbratzen sendung an!?

God:

I can't say "yes" or "no".

Me:

sag doch du spast

God:

" doch du spast ".

Me:

fick dich

God:

Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?

Me:

keine ahnung, wollte nur mal was sagen

God:

:-) Macht nichts.

Me:

fick dich trotzdem in dein hintertrchen

God:

Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?

Me:

hdf

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

ber arschloecher

God:

Sure, ber arschloecher sounds like a good topic.

Me:

okay

God:

OK with me too.

Me:

ich hab haemorhoiden

God:

Tolle Sache!

Me:

du huso!!

God:

Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

Me:

nee sonst schlag ich dir deine hssliche fratze ein :D:D

God:

:-) :-) :-) What kind of food do you like?

Me:

scheie

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

kacken

God:

I don't think very many people do that.

Me:

och

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

doch

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

red deutsch ich kann kein englisch du pissfisch

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

gay und stolz drauf 98

God:

It's good to meet you, gay und stolz drauf 98.

Me:

muh

Me:

 

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

 

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

ich wohn da du kackvogel

God:

Das ist eine gute Information.

Me:

i wei

God:

Thanks for the information: gay und stolz drauf 98 said wei.

Me:

du ficker

God:

Interessantes Geruecht.

Me:

nee die wahrheit !!

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

noe

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

genitalherpes

Me:

 

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

lutschst du gerne pimmel?

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:

^^

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me:

u are a ficker

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ficker? No.

Me:

doch

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

ich-kack-mir-in-die-hos

God:

Darf ich das weitererzahlen?

Me:

fick

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

dich

God:

Is that a sign?

Me:

joo

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

ueber deine muschi

God:

Ich glaube Du bist hier falsch, Kleiner. Dafuer gibts andere Roboter.

Me:

noe

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:

wat?

God:

No problem.

Me:

wdwd

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

was is gossip??

God:

Is this a "yes or no" question?

Me:

halts maul

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

ich diss dich gleich

God:

Interessantes Geruecht.

Me:

=D

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

latex anzug

God:

What kind of fashion do you like?

Me:

gothic

God:

Where can you buy it?

Me:

 

God:

Where can you buy it?

Me:

in the piss-mich-an ladren

God:

That was a long time ago.

Me:

noe

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, gay und stolz drauf 98.

Me:

joo find ich auch#

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

a zwitter

God:

What is it?

Me:

a mischung zwisdchen man und women#

God:

zwitter is a mischung zwisdchen man und women. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

ich auch#

God:

Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.

Me:

noe

God:

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:

a schwanzrobot

God:

Are you telling the truth?

Me:

jep

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

i weiss

God:

That is interesting: gay und stolz drauf 98 said weiss.

Me:

HALTS MAUL DU ARSCHFICKER

God:

Are we still talking about weiss?

Me:

n

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

okay penis

God:

Yeah okay, That kind of subject does not interest me.

Me:

penner

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

ich muss gehn du furzkissen

God:

Warum musst Du gehn ich furzkissen?

Me:

muss kacken

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

ueber deine mudda

God:

I've never heard of them before.

Me:

du hast ja auch keine

God:

Ich habe ja auch keine ?

Me:

jhep

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

ich geh

God:

Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.

Me:

ciao

God:

Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

Me:

goodbye du motherfucker

[xXmastakillazXx]

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

kannste vielleicht auch ein bisschen schneller antworten?

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

das ist irrelevant

God:

Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

Me:

das geht dich nichts an

God:

Was ist das?

Me:

Gott, warum hast du mich erschaffen?

God:

Ich bin Christ.

Me:

das ist keine vernuenftige antwort

God:

Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

Me:

halts maul! und beantworte mir meine fragen

God:

That input matched my default category. What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Die dicken Titten deiner Mum.

God:

Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?

Me:

Ueberleben

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

alter kannst du auch was anderes?

God:

When was this exactly?

Me:

1879

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

Yeah its nice.

God:

Thanks I like talking to you too, . I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like about it?

Me:

alter geh mir nich aufn sack ich schreib its wie ich moechte...nur wegen dir mach ich mir nicht die arbeit extra zeichen zu benutzen

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit?

Me:

Jetzt ma Fakten aufn Tisch. Wie gross?

God:

Warum gerade jetzt? What color are your eyes? Ich weiss nicht wie.

Me:

Wie gross moechte ich wissen

God:

Groesser als ein Stecknadelkopf.

Me:

Lol ich lach dich aus! Und du willst Gott sein. OMG

God:

I am glad you find this funny. Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast. Who are you talking about? I've never heard of them before.

Me:

Deinen Penis du Lackaffe!

God:

My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

Als Christ wuerde ich mich jetzt schaemen. Naja hauste!

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on Deinen Penis ich Lackaffe? That is a very original thought.

 

Lustig, lustig.^^

[jackpalmer]

Mal ne Frage: Warum Chatten hier alle auf English mit Gott?

 

Der Herr ist doch allmächtig und kann alle Sprachen dieser Welt, auch Deutsch.

[unilaw]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

[twenty3]

Me:

hello god

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

andi and what is your name?

God:

It's good to meet you, andi is your name.

Me:

yes, i know. but i was asking about your name?

God:

I see. How do you know it? I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

 

 

ich glaub der is grad überfordert

[Nameless09]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

max bayer

God:

I am very pleased to meet you max bayer.

Me:

God, i wish Power. Gimme Power.

God:

I am a Christian. Why do you want it?

Me:

To pwn bad people

God:

Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

how much shall i say that? i want to PWN bad people

God:

More than a little, less than a lot. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

I am max bayer

God:

I don't know anyone named max bayer.

Me:

ITS ME

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, max bayer, nice to see you again.

Me:

Are u a joke?

God:

Am I a joke? Of course I am.

Me:

I knew that -_-

God:

How do you know?

Me:

U said it before u... forget it

God:

What does "it" refer to?

Me:

it is it

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

For a god u aren't smart enough...

God:

Is that among the best things you can say?

Me:

no i can say that one, too: wazz up?

God:

Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?

Me:

What the hell are you talking about?

God:

I call it Hades. The topic is max bayer.

Me:

Hades is your wife, right?

God:

I am not married.

Me:

Dont mess around with me... i know Hades is your wife

God:

I don't have any reason to do that to you. How do you know? I am not married.

Me:

I saw a picture of you both,

God:

What did it look like to you?

Me:

On the picture, u are hugging him

God:

What is it like on the picture I am hugging him.

Me:

u are hugging him

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am hugging him.

Me:

U are afraid of me, arent u??

God:

I do not fear anything.

Me:

Are u sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

Everyone says that...

God:

That's a rather sweeping generalization.

Me:

Show yourself...

God:

Like this? Insert picture link here.

Me:

If u arent afraid of me, show your self.. NOW

God:

And if I AM afraid of you show my self. Right now, max bayer ?

Me:

U are confusing me -_-

God:

I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.

Me:

Ok man... i have to go now... have fun with ur wife

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, max bayer. You are a " he". It's all good. Right now? See you later, max bayer. Nice chatting with you. I've never thought about it.

Me:

one more thing...

God:

One what?

Me:

u are not god... HAHHAHAHHAHAHhAHHAHAHhAH

God:

That's only your opinion. What were we talking about again?

Me:

nevermind... ciao

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?

Me:

GOODBYE

God:

Some people use it for hello.

Me:

GOODBYE

God:

See you later!

[Freestailo]

ich hasse diesen Computer... der hat mir 3 Körbe gegeben hahaaha

[Berger]

Chuck Noris ist doch cooler als Gott

[Berger]

Gott lief übers Wasser und Chuck Noris lief über Gott:ok: