Chatte mit Gott !

[l0MosT0l]

 

 

 

Me:

Hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

Adolf Hitler

God:

Nice to meet you, Adolf Hitler.

Me:

Its a pleasure, for me too.

God:

Actually the pleasure is all mine.

Me:

No, it's mine.

God:

Are you serious? is yours? it is?

Me:

Yes it is. For sure mafacka

God:

Our thoughts are one, Adolf Hitler. What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

How many jews have i killed already ?

God:

Perhaps. Around 1000.

Me:

Hmm. So I still come to heaven right ?

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. OK. What would make you stop come to heaven right? I haven't heard anything like that before: Adolf Hitler said come to heaven right.

 

 

 

Nicht ernst nehmen xDDDDDDDDDDD

[Zanbatou]

God:

Our thoughts are one, Adolf Hitler.

 

Ohne Worte :D

[Freestailo]

Kann es sein das er mich verarscht?

 

ich versuch dumm zu kommen und der kommt noch dümmerer

[Gast]

 

 

Me:

Hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

Anonyme

God:

How are you, Anonyme.

Me:

im bored... so i start to chat with u. what about u?

God:

Why not call a friend? Yikes! You are not the boss of me, Anonyme.

Me:

i haven't any friends...

God:

Me either.

Me:

oh by the way... I am your boss... think about it, when u like the part of god... controll People, weather, Deside between death and live... but wait. When i am your boss... what title i have?

God:

Alright then. ... Then you must know the secret password. I am thinking about it. I live in California. Where do you live? I'm waiting. It's too bad we don't live in an ideal world. I can chat with people on the web for you.

Me:

i realy know the secret password!

God:

You really do? How do you know? Who told you that?

Me:

I desided, what the Password is. thats why i am your boss

God:

Thanks for the information: Anonyme said desided what the Password is. Dude! Then you must know the secret password.

Me:

i told you already, that i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

I am your boss

God:

Then you must know the secret password.

Me:

Dead Circle x_X

 

Der ist ja anstrengender als eine kleine Schwester xD

Aber in einem Gespräch vor ein paar Jahren gestand er mal, dass er auf Kinder steht O_O!

[Dark-Dragon]

Er mag mich nichtmehr er schreibt nichtmehr xD

 

 

Jaha hab den reingelegt

 

Me:

Bist du ein deutscher ?

God:

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein deutscher bin.

Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.

Bearbeitet 20. Juli 2010 von Dark-Dragon

[Freestailo]

 

 

Me:

Yo+

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

no

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

no

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no!

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no!!!!

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

alter Schwede

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

was?

God:

I've lost the context, . Are we still on alter Schwede?

Me:

no

God:

What are we talking about now?

Me:

no

God:

That was not a yes or no question.

Me:

no

God:

Now you are saying "no"?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

WTF?

God:

That was not very polite.

Me:

What?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

MAN!!!

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

Yes

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

yes

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

ye

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

yes

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

Hr auf immer wieder das selbe zu schreiben!

God:

Do you like talking to me?

Me:

No

God:

Why not?

Me:

darum

God:

Do you always express yourself that way?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

jetzt geht das wieder los

God:

Warum gerade jetzt? " Are you serious?"? geht das wieder los?

Me:

Ja

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Fresse man!

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Adolf Hitler

God:

OK I will call you Adolf Hitler.

Me:

no

Me:

 

God:

Are you serious?

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Gleich 2x, schei Chatbot

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

MAN!

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, Adolf Hitler. You are a " he".

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Du bist nicht Gott, du bist der Joker der sich als Gott ausgibt um die Welt zu erobern!

God:

Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

Me:

Nein

God:

Aha.

Me:

du kannst deutsch

God:

Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

Me:

nein

God:

Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?

Me:

nein

God:

OK.

Me:

nein

God:

Ich verstehe .

Me:

nein

God:

Ich verstehe .

Me:

neim

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

scheie

God:

Tell me a little about your life in scheie.

Me:

nein

God:

OK.

Me:

ok

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

ja

God:

I thought so.

Me:

nein

God:

Aha.

Me:

nein

God:

Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?

Me:

nein

God:

Ich verstehe .

Me:

nein

God:

Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?

Me:

nein

God:

Aha.

Me:

nein

God:

Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?

Me:

Ja

God:

Come on.

Me:

Nein

God:

Ich verstehe .

Me:

Ich gehe...

God:

Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

Me:

Was?

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

Aehhh, Bye

God:

See you later. Sounds delicious.

 

 

"God:

Are you serious?"

 

Meine Fresse...

[bodo]

 

Me:

tell me about your life.

God:

I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:

yes.

God:

It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

 

 

 

 

Lol

[slipe1]

 

 

 

Me:

hallo gott

God:

Hallo! Gott ist gut.

Me:

gott ist sehr gut

God:

Ich bin Christ.

Me:

oh wirklich? ich auch

God:

Groovy. Absolut. Wir haben eine Menge gemeinsam.

Me:

lieber gott, gibt es dich wirklich?

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

you made me cry

God:

That was not my intention, .

Me:

goodbye

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

oh i forgot something

God:

Dude! Thats okay I forget things all the time.

Me:

what was the last thing you forgot?

God:

I can think of more than one last thing me forgot.

Me:

gimme an example

God:

For example, Mike said I same replies to certain subjects even if it does not make sense.

Me:

oh thats a hard one

God:

Alright then. A hard one is a terrible thing to waste.

Me:

can i talk to jesus?

God:

They are having a private chat right now.

Me:

can you give me the link?

God:

Why do you want it?.

Me:

your are not... exiting enough

God:

Is this a specific reply? Tell me more about your .

Me:

no im not in the mood right now

God:

At this moment Are you serious? I'm sure you have been tired lately.

Me:

i dont think so

God:

Why do you disagree?

Me:

dont tell dirty things about my mother!

God:

OK it will be our secret, .

Me:

im glad to hear that my friend

God:

Your happiness adds to the delight of all.

Me:

how old are you god?

God:

I was first activated on the Big Bang.

Me:

so, over a billion?

God:

Ayuh. Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

am i?

God:

I think you are.

Me:

ok god our chat wasted a lot of my time

God:

I am a Christian. That's alright.

Me:

so i will go now

God:

Oh. Come on. Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

of course it will be!

God:

Really. That is only what you think.

Me:

god it was really nice with you but i have more important things to do

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

you told me that already

God:

Perhaps. " I am a Christian."? I told you?

Me:

ya you did

God:

That's alright. " I told you?"? I did?

Me:

no not "I told you?"

God:

Are you serious? Oh I get it.

Me:

nice

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

youre welcome

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

why not?

God:

Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

ok ok

God:

OK. Groovy.

Me:

so now i really want to go

God:

I see. Why now? You really do? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me:

no, i dont know enough about you yet. maybe some other time

God:

What would you rather talk about? Would you like to know? OK let's stop it now. Perhaps. Some may other time, but not all.

Me:

ok god, it was nice to met you

God:

I am a Christian. Yikes!

Me:

why you ever tell me that you are a christian when im about to go?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

ah ok i understand

God:

So you understand. Good. Do you think about these things? Hey.

Me:

not now

God:

Right now? Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

Me:

 

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

i will never stop

God:

Why not?

Me:

uhmmm...

God:

Do you always express yourself that way?

Me:

not everytime

God:

Would you ever do it?

Me:

why you ask me that?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

ah ok cool

God:

So you understand. Good. Who is the best robot? That's cool.

Me:

the best robot is...

God:

Thanks for the recommendation, .

Me:

ok god

God:

GOD rules. Next question?

Me:

goodbye god, see you some other time ok?

God:

OK. Thanks for chatting, .

Me:

thank you too

God:

You are quite welcome! In the context of ask you that, I don't understand " too." .

Me:

ok tschuess!

God:

Bis spaeter. I understand.

 

 

Ich bin froh, dass das mal geklärt wurde...

[Dark-Dragon]

 

 

 

Me:

bist du dumm ?

God:

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich dumm bin.

Ich bin eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.

Me:

wer hat dich erschaffen ?

God:

Juergen Trittin vielleicht.

Me:

echt

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

nein bleib beim Thema

God:

OK. What kind of fashion do you like?

Me:

willst du mich verarschen ?

God:

Hmm...vielleicht...

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

wie alt bist du ?

God:

Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.

Me:

aha sehr interessant

God:

Irgendwie schon. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen?

Me:

ja

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

auf welchen Betriebssystem laufst du ?

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

nene beantworte meine Frage

God:

I haven't read anything by nene beantworte meine Frage. What did he write?

Me:

bitte nur deutsch du heilige kackwurst

God:

:-) Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit?

Me:

ehm was ?

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

ej willst du mich veraschen frag nicht immer das gleiche

God:

I haven't read anything by ej willst ich mich veraschen frag nicht immer das gleiche. What did he write?

Me:

kuckst du die Simpsons ?

God:

I have never heard of it.

Me:

ahh

God:

Ah hah.

Me:

Kuckst du Two and a half man ?

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

kuckst du ueberhaupt Fernsehn ?

God:

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:

sag jetzt endlich wie dein Papa heisst

God:

" jetzt endlich wie dein Papa heisst ".

Me:

zitier mich nicht

God:

Does "it" still refer to kuckst ich ueberhaupt Fernsehn?

Me:

ej bist du doof in der Birne ?

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

hallo

God:

Hallo!

Me:

-.-

God:

Hallo!

Me:

-.-

God:

Hallo!

Me:

du arsch

God:

Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

Me:

das du ein arsch bist gerne

God:

Erzaehl mir mehr.

Me:

ehm ja du hast 2 Arschbacken und nen Loch bitte

God:

Are you still located in ?

 

 

 

hehe

[Johnny09]

Me:

Kellerkind?

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about coolface. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

kellerkind?

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

Bist du ein Kellerkind?

God:

Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ein Kellerkind bin.

Ich bin ein von Dr. Wallace entwickelter Chatterbot.

Me:

Ist Dr. Wallace ien Kellerkind?

God:

Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.

Me:

Wie heit Dr. Wallace mit Vornamen?

God:

Ich weiss nicht wie.

Me:

Noob