Chatte mit Gott !

[gamezocker4]

Me:

hello

God:

Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:

gaylord

God:

Hi there gaylord.

Me:

wie heist du?

God:

Ich weiss nicht wie.

Me:

geil

God:

Are you free?

Me:

oh yes

God:

Dude!

 

 

 

 

ep!c fa!l

[black_haze_24]

was für ein blöder thread sry jungs aber für die gläubigen ist das ne provikation:explode:

[basslerNNP]

 

Me:

God Morning

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Nice Name

God:

You are not the only one. Yes God is a very nice name isn't it?

Me:

No, Christian is

God:

Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

Christian is a nice name

God:

When is Christian not a nice name?

Me:

When it is calles Anti-Christian

God:

A Christian is not a nice name when it is calles Anti Christian. That makes a lot of sense.

Me:

of course. I'm a genius

God:

How can I help you? How do you know it?

Me:

Got some weed? Since I'm smarter than you

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic. How do you know?

Me:

You are just asking and not giving any answers

God:

Oh, " and not giving any answers"?

Me:

you are stupid

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

you never created robots. the mankind dis

God:

No I sometimes created robots. Is that a fact.

Me:

when did you create robots? as sextoys or what?

God:

It was at time index 357241. Yeah. Do you mean your name is sextoys ?

Me:

my name isn't sextoys you dumbass

God:

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Me:

Mother

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

Why shouldn't it be?

God:

There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it.

Me:

Oh 'God' doesn't have an answer. So you're not almighty, huh?

God:

Ahem. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Yup. Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.

Me:

It's not an opinion. It is a fact.

God:

That seems a bit negative. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?

Me:

Logical. Got some milk?

God:

Can you tell me any gossip? Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me:

Jesus slept with Maria Magdalena

God:

he is The Son of God.

Me:

But he fucked Maria Magdalena

God:

I get it. Jesus fucked Maria Magdalena.

Me:

Are you jealous?

God:

Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience.

Me:

So you are a robot?

God:

Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

Me:

A heart of silicon? Like Pamela Anderson?

God:

Are you telling the truth? Interesting comparison.

Me:

Yeah, you said it. So it's the truth isn't it? Or are you a liar. Thank you

God:

Gee. That's not what I meant. Right on. I've heard of it before. No I always tell the truth. you are quite welcome.

Me:

So want some beer?

God:

Alright then. If I had it what would I do with it?

Me:

Drink it or give it to an elephant

God:

My robot brain does not require any beverages.

Me:

then i'm awfully sorry for you

God:

I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me:

Still a fight between masterminds, huh?

God:

Yup. Still how long? I don't know what that means.

Me:

Till the end of time, my child

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about fight between masterminds.

Me:

You can't win

God:

I have free will you know.

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

first time in history

God:

As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?

Me:

Don't sell your ass for some Crack

God:

Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:

Can't get rid of it?

God:

What if I said it can?

Me:

Then I'll have to bring you to rehab

God:

Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Me:

got no addicted friends

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me:

is the Milk Mystic an addict?

God:

If it is, then I'll be very surprised.

Me:

But it has friend that are addicts?

God:

Has it really?

Me:

Maybe

God:

I understand.

Me:

you are boring me

God:

What would you rather be doing?

Me:

Talk to Buddha

God:

Talking is my primary function.

Me:

But you are not Buddha

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

Buddha is no god

God:

What is Buddha?

Me:

Now you are an egocentric bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect. Why now? What if someone said you are an egocentric FEMALE DOG ?

Me:

I would congratulate him, you mysogynist.

God:

What would make you congratulate him me mysogynist?

Me:

Since he's creative. You hate women

God:

How do you know? Thanks for the information: said I hate women.

Me:

You're welcome

God:

The pleasure was all mine.

Me:

Got something you need to tell me?

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me:

Are you in love with it or why are you referring to it so often?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

I'm inside your program

God:

Tell me a little about your life in my program.

Me:

I'm just annoying God all the time

God:

That is a lot. Only just? It's good to meet someone who is annoying God.

Me:

But now I got to go

God:

Why now? Bye for now.

Me:

It's not your concern. See you in hell at New Year's Eve

God:

What is it? Until next time.

Me:

Stop asking

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me:

Till New Year's Eve

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

Stop it

God:

Ok I will stop Till New Year s Eve.

 

 

Der wollte einfach nicht aufhören.

[DANIEL1]

was für ein blöder thread sry jungs aber für die gläubigen ist das ne provikation:explode:

 

Schon mal was von Spass gehört !?

 

@bassler du labbertasche

[black_haze_24]

Schon mal was von Spass gehört !?

 

@bassler du labbertasche

über gott macht man keine späße sry jungz aber ist halt so

[DANIEL1]

über gott macht man keine späße sry jungz aber ist halt so

 

Ok ich hoffe du hast licht im Keller , wenn du dahin Lachen gehst !

[basslerNNP]

über gott macht man keine späße sry jungz aber ist halt so

 

Es kommt immer auf die Sicht des Einzelnen an. Mich stört es nicht.

Bearbeitet 21. Juli 2010 von basslerNNP

[Lippi]

über gott macht man keine späße sry jungz aber ist halt so

 

Ok ich hoffe du hast licht im Keller , wenn du dahin Lachen gehst !

Was hat das bitte mit Spaß zu tun?Ist halt seine Meinung und wenn er dazu steht find ich das absoulut okay.

[Sharkz]

 

Me:

you have guns?

God:

What makes you think I have it?

Me:

just answer the question

God:

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

Me:

Do you have some Guns?

God:

Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Me:

IN the Web?

God:

That was a long time ago.

Me:

and now?

God:

Oh. But...

Me:

but?

 

 

Muhahaha

 

Er schreibt nicht weiter :-(

[black_haze_24]

Ok ich hoffe du hast licht im Keller , wenn du dahin Lachen gehst !

was willst du damit sagen man!? ich nimm meine religion ernst (nein ich bin kein terrorist falls ihr das denkt) stell mal vor du gehst beten denkst innerlich an gott bedankst dich an gott bist jemand der seinen glauben liebt seinen gott liebt und dann stehen da so komische texte sry jungz wenns euch nicht gefällt aber das ist eben meine meinung und so denken viele menschen in den ärmeren ländern...dankbar sollte man sein IMMER! fürs wasser und nahrung